Ms. Clarkson: I have a few words to say about your latest song. I HATE it. Let me explain. The music is great. It's catchy. The tune is fabulous. But I think that you only spent 10 minutes on the lyrics.
Let me remind you of the chorus:
Cuz we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you
Because the tune is catchy I spend hours walking around the house singing "My life (my life) would suck (would suck) withhhooooouuuutt yyyoouuuu."
To avoid another horrible afternoon, I am going to have to take aggressive action and change the channel the next time you come on. I can only admit that you know your demographic. I am sure that there are a lot of 14 year old teenage girls texting each other about how much their lives suck and now they can sing about it, too.
My favorite love song was written by Bob Dylan and has been covered by Billy Joel, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood and other. In his chorus he wrote:
I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue
I'd go crawling down the avenue
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
To make you feel my love
Now that's a love song.