In a few months I think that I will regret the blog that I did about Molly biting me while I was nursing. My traditional, conservative values will return and I will think, "Did I really write a blog about THAT?" Sadly, yes, apparently I did.
The interesting thing about breasts after you have a baby is that they become very asexual. They have a job, and since Molly will not take a bottle, they are at work A LOT. And since we are not home all day, I feel that they are on display a lot. They have been whipped out at Wendy's, Pizza Hut, Mimi's Cafe, the doctor's office three times, book club SO MANY parking lots. . . Good thing that they are at their best right now.
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Later on I will be posting them on FaceBook for the entire world to see...
Don't worry about it Alicia we have all been there.
I was going to do a fabulous blog where everytime I referred to breasts I was going to insert a new slang word: hooters, zoomazooms, sugar boobs (anyone see that episode of The Office? Hilarious.) But then I remembered that my parents read this blog. Ah, but it would have been great.
I used to think that women who breast-fed in public had no class. Even w/ Riley I also excused my self and went in the other room. By the time Eddie came around, my policy had been reduced to "if you don't want to see-don't look". Although I did always use a blanket and I drew the line at nursing in sacrament meeting. We had to stop having kids or I might have thought posting breast-feeding pics on fb was a good idea.
Alicia you are so funny!
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