There are a few things that a third child should be required to do:
(1) Be happy to get food from any source -- especially a bottle.
(2) Start sleeping through the night around 6 weeks of age.
(3) Love swinging in the swing. LOVE IT.
(4) Consider the pacifier to be her best friend.
Little Miss Molly is breaking all of the rules. She hates bottles, she was up three times last night, she has a low tolerance for her swing, and she gags at the sight of a pacifier.
She's breaking all of the rules. So why do I love her so much?