I have long believed that products made for men and women are simply not equal. For example, take nylons. Truly, if you are "nice" to your nylons -- take them off as soon as you can, handwash, clip those unsightly toenails (oh, the stories I have about old roommates and you know who you are!!) how long does a pair of nylons last? Not long. Even the ones that are run-proof do not run, they simply tear.
I have often thought that if men wore nylons they would come up with some sensible, durable ones.
Today I ran out of deodorant and had to use Garry's. It was like applying cement to my armpits. Not a single drop of perspiration would dare escape. It simply was not possible, what with the liquid cement and all. Why can't I have a deodorant like this, except with a more pleasant scent?
Those of you who think I am kidding, or, dare I admit, EXAGGERATING, go ahead and steal your husband's deodorant and try it out. You'll be shocked at the difference and we can write letters of complaint together.