The other day tragedy struck as I realized a favorite pair of shorts had a hole in them. Sadness! It is not easy for me to find shorts that are long enough and comfortable enough to wear. How was I going to replace these when the fashion lately seems to be very short shorts?
I expressed my despair to my sister who told me, "Yeah, I'm wearing a hole into my favorite pair of shorts where my fat thighs rub together as well."
As well? What do you mean, "As well?" I said nothing about the location of said hole. What's this "as well" crap?
Regrettably, the hole is developing right where my fat thighs rub together. Older sisters are so obnoxious.